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Author of: The Ugly Man's Guide To Picking
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Date:
Time: 7:13 am

Dear Friend,

Did you know a recent survey found that 89% of men, single and married, are NOT satisfied with the quantity and/or quality of sex in their life.

This same survey asked men, single and married, to rate their sexual performance on a scale of 1 to 10. A man with a 10 would be a sexual master, a god! A man with a score of 1 would be, well, dead! Here's how our fellow men view themselves in the sack...

• 37% gave themselves a score of at least 8.
• 52% scored themselves between 5 and 8.
• 11%, the honest ones, scored themselves 4 or below!

• 8% said they achieve orgasm 90% of the time and gave their man a score of at least 8. ( Uglyman Guide readers)
• 23% said they achieve orgasm only 38% of the time and scored their male lover between 5 and 7.
• 69% of these surveyed women said they achieve orgasm less than 3% of the time and scored their limp mates at 4 or below! (Ouch!)

As the survey indicates most men, say women, need a drastic crash course in improving their sex lives!

But guess what? This may include YOU, so listen up...

And that is just a damn shame!

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1. You must learn how to attract then seduce women at will...
2. You must learn how to satisfy the hell out of these women once you seduce them.

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These are the exact two reasons why I wrote The Ugly Man's Guide To Picking Up Beautiful Women! I suffered for years not having the solutions to these two huge 'guy' problems but with fate and luck on my side, as you'll see below, I discovered the amazing answers! And now I am obligated to share them with you!

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Fair question and to be quite honest I'm not sure what an 'expert' really is? I do not have a 'masters degree in seduction' nor have I the 'official' credentials to be a PHd in anything. I guess what I'm saying is I'm just an average guy who has extraordinary incredible 'luck' with the women! I am that 'lucky bastard' we talked about earlier.

But let's be straight, I wasn't blessed at birth with this 'gift' to seduce and satisfy women. The sad truth is, if I never met Darcy back in November of '96 I'd probably still be getting drunk at bars and fighting other guys at closing time over the last fat chick!

Darcy was one of my roomates in college who always had his face buried in books, killing himself to get his degree in Master of Arts in Human Behavior (He received his PhD in 1999) He was obsessed with people and why they did certain things in certain ways. Our conversations on his studies actually bored me to tears until, eventually, I realized how he used this information to manipulate and score with amazing women!

I'll let you in on a secret; Darcy was not, is not, and never will be, a good looking guy. Picture a guy who stands 5' 7", has thin sandy red hair, glasses, and a spare tire hanging over his belt and you have Darcy.

But despite Darcy's obvious physical flaws, his ability to score with women amazed me! Especially those women who were supposed to be 'out of his league'!

At the time, it really seemed freaky and 'unnatural' that this guy should be hooking up and waking up with some of the hottest girls on campus! (Myself, on the other hand, had to settle for a drunk chubby every other month or so.)

But it all came to a head, finally, after an exceptionally humiliating Saturday night on the town, I decided I had enough. I needed help!

On Sunday, April 7th 1996, I took a big gulp of pride, approached Darcy and asked him in my most manly voice...

Darcy looked up, smiled at my pain, and said "Sure, what the hell are friends for".

For the next few days and weeks, I picked Darcy's brain clean with my questions, I observed every movement he made with a woman, always scratching down new 'do's' and 'don'ts' notes. (If I would have worked half as hard on my 'real' studies as I did on learning how to seduce women, who knows, I may have graduated.)

You know what? Even within the first 15 minutes of my 'training' I realized why my success rate with attractive women sucked ... I was saying and doing EVERYTHING wrong! (I bet you are making the same dumb-ass mistakes right now and don't even know it!)

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Although Darcy spent 6 years and $94,000 to obtain his MA in Human Behavior, it was worth every dime...especially for me! When the time came for me to put my new found knowledge to use with the ladies, I knew in my head and heart...

And I sure didn't! After years of embarrassing failures with women, I had found the 'golden ticket'! And I have been riding a sexual high ever since!

Do I score with every attractive woman I talk to? No, of course not... nor would I want to! Think about it, if we got everything we desired in life, even sex, without a challenge, what a bore life would become! After all... 'success is a splendid sensation to the palate only after a gulp of failure!'

Of course, I don't know you personally yet but, myself, I've wasted so many precious years of my life, sitting in the shadows, terrified to approach attractive women. Hoping and praying that maybe, just maybe, they'll come over and hit on me. And on that rare occasion I did gather the courage to hit on a woman, usually after six beers, the results were pathetic because after 30 seconds... I did NOT know what the hell to say or do! Sound familiar?

But that was the past! What I love about life now is having the courage and knowledge to toss beautiful women my subtle 'bait' then watching to see if they snatch it up! Sure someone women don't bite but so many do it's unreal! I have to tell you, the first time you experience her fireball response to the techniques you're about to learn you will be blown away!

And do you know what's funny? Here I am, calmly scoring with more hot women that all of my good-looking and desperate college pals combined and they rake in 4 times the amount of cash I do! In their eye's... I'm just a lucky bastard!

As you can tell, my life changed that spring of 1996. Once I learned Darcy's incredible formulas for seducing and satisfying women every aspect of my life got better!

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Imagine how your life would improve if you only knew this information...

• "How to overcome the dreaded 'Fear Of Rejection'!" (Page 14)
• If you really want to score at the bar scene you MUST do these 2 things.
  Most men won't so they go home alone! (Page 102)
• "How to create that certain mega confidence that will make you a rock star green with the ladies! " (Page 21)
• A dog ugly factory foreman's 3 rules of success... that will bury you in desirable women! (Page 26)
• How my laptop computer got me laid by accident...continuously! And how it will work for you, too. (Page 113)
• A 'secret' club, in your home town, that will transform you into a man women can't resist! I swear, woman will actually approach you and DEMAND your undivided attention! (Page 30)
• "Do this simple task before your next night on the town... and increase your chance for romance that by 300%!" (Page 95)
• How to 'break the ice' with any woman no matter how drop-dead gorgeous she is. (Page 42)
• Wow! You've made eye contact with a girl..now what? It depends on one key factor! (Page 64)
• Please don't do this to a woman you don't love! This is pure sexual and emotional power and is like giving milk to a stray cat... she won't go away! (Page 144)
• The 2 things you MUST know before approaching any woman or risk death by embarrassment! (Page56)
• How To pick up a sensational woman in less than 60 seconds! This works 74% of the time (Page 52)
• Like magic! This is exactly how you easily capture her phone number and email address. (Page 110)
• You will learn about Proxemics? If you don't know it you're already in trouble! (Page 116)
• How to easily impress the hell out of a good woman without sounding like a blowhard! (Page 49)
• How to gently and covertly 'bend' any conversation with a lovely lady to the direction YOU want it to go! Yes, even to the topic of sex! (Page 49)
• How to score big with the ladies by checking out men! (Page 68)
• What you absolutely must NOT do when you first meet a woman! (Page 10)
• Do you do this at the bar? I did and only got laid after I stopped doing it! (Page 17)
• The one question you MUST ask yourself before you talk to a woman! (Page 20)
• Be careful! Once you develop this...you may never sleep alone again! (Page 24)
• The scientific connection between color and emotion! Hint: Don't get dressed until you read this. (Page 90)
• A so-simple-it's-stupid way to pick up women while picking out produce? (Page 54)
• "How 'guilt by association' can explode your sex life... with absolutely no effort by you!" (Page 71)
• How I scored with numerous women by politely telling them 'NO' to their stupid demands! (Page 38)
• How to be tagged a 'great communicator' by women...without saying a darn word! (Page 44)
• How I use the power of a billion dollar corporation's selling techniques to easily guarantee me a date! (Page 46)
• How to turn a ruthless witch into a kitten... with one dynamite sentence! (Page 104)

• Get rid of this now! Or you will never have sex again without paying for it! (Page 35)
• How to use this unique type compliment to ignite her emotional and sexual passions! (Page 60)
• Simple, inexpensive ways to 'sex-up' your living quarters so she will never want to leave. (Page 75)
• 4 stupid things men do with their bodies that turn woman off sexually! (Page 78)
• You will learn the 7 closet erogenous zones that, when touched just right, will cause her to faint with delight! No one else is teaching this! (Page 142)
• You will learn the right way to massage her body to get what you want. Warning! Continue to massage her wrong and she will grow to hate sex with you! Learn the right way... before it's too late! (Page 35)
• How to gain a full inch of length on your 'Johnson' just by doing this! (Page 83)
• Do this, then this, as soon as you enter the bar and you will not go home alone! (Page 97)
• How to ignite her sexual desire in you...by saying 'goodbye'! (Page 100)
• 16 easy ways and 1 secret way to know if she is ready to take you to the next level! (Page 122)
• A simple nonchalent act you can do today to spark a positive sexual emotion from that special lady. (Page 139)
• How to perfectly perform this act on her. I guarantee she will have a new found respect for your mouth! (Page 150)
• How to lose weight and stengthen the 'stiffy' at the same time! It doesn't get any easier than this. (Page 86)
• "How To Use these rare foreplay secrets before your next love session... and watch as she erupts in pleasure! I swear, you won't recognize her!" (Page 141)
• You will learn that when you kiss her like this, right there, she may yank your hair out by the roots in passion!
• Learn your ABC's and she will claw your back bloody in pure pleasure! (Page 151)
• How to persuade most women to do this 'taboo' act. Even if she said she never would! (Page 156)
• How to strengthen the mighty PC for maximum and enduring sexual pleasure for you and her! (Page 157)
• Don't ruin an incredible marathon sexual experience by doing this as soon as you're done. (Page 159)
• And so much more...

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