Top 10
Reasons for buying
THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE
BOOK
instead of getting free jokes from
the
'net.
Number 10.
Joke lists and web sites collect your email address
and use it for things that aren't funny like sending you ads and
stuff.
THAT'S
COMEDY! JOKE BOOK doesn't know your email address and
wouldn't tell anyone if it did.
Number 9.
Most joke sites just cut and paste the same old jokes. Half
the time they don't even correct the spelling and grammar. Then they
cut and paste, cut and paste again, until all the funny falls out
onto the floor.
THAT'S
COMEDY! JOKE BOOK starts out funny and gets better from
there.
Number 8.
No more getting jokes that look like this from your
well-meaning buddies@aol.com:
>>>>WHY
>>>>DID THE
>>>>CHIKEN
CROS
>>>>S
>>>>THE RODE
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THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE
BOOK is professionally laid out and easy to
read.
Number 7.
Free joke
lists will publish anything to meet their deadline. Face it, when
you have to publish every day you end up scraping the bat droppings
off of the cave wall to find a good joke.
THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE
BOOK has over 460 PAGES of the best
Little
Snickers, Medium-Sized Chuckles, and Great Big Belly
Laughs
Number 6.
You
sometimes get some very crude jokes in the mail from lists that
don't check what they're sending out.
Although THAT'S
COMEDY! JOKE BOOK is certainly meant for
adults, you won't find anything vulgar, gross, disgusting, racist, sexist
or demeaning to anyone. These jokes are smart,
not smart-ass. They know the difference between sexy and sexist,
racial and racist. Or as one happy customer noted:
“All Ha-Ha, no Ka-Ka."
Perfect for PC/Marvelous for Mac
Number 5.
Joke lists
are put together by people you don't know.
Every joke in THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE
BOOK
has been vetted by Dean Rackley, comedy expert, publisher, and
recognized "King of
knowing a good joke when he hears one!" If it doesn't make Dean
laugh, it's not funny.
Number 4.
Joke lists have no
medicinal value. Real medical research, by real medical doctors (not
someone who plays a doctor on TV) has shown laughter is one of the
best ways to relieve stress.
Most joke lists make you chuckle, but only THAT'S
COMEDY! JOKE BOOK delivers full guffaws and belly
laughs that are scientifically formulated to relieve stress (umm,
well, OK, maybe not, but they really are funny).
Number 3.
Joke lists only
deliver... jokes (and usually poor ones at that)
THAT'S
COMEDY! JOKE BOOK gives you:
Rip-snortin',
they're not funny until I say they're funny, hoot and holler,
kick-butt JOKES that you can read any time you want
to.
Number 2.
You have
to wait a whole year to receive a whole year's worth of jokes from
some joke list.
With THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE
BOOK, you can read a few jokes every
day, or spend several hours reading from start to finish. You can read a new joke a
day (twice on Sunday and holidays)…AND STILL NOT FINISH THEM ALL IN
A WHOLE YEAR!!!
And the #1 reason for for buying
THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE
BOOK
instead of
getting free jokes from the 'net.
Only a cheapskate
would give an email joke subscription as a gift. THAT'S
COMEDY! JOKE BOOK is the perfect gift for
friends, coworkers, your workout buddy, family, the garbage man,
your book group, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh. Buy a lot of
them and give them away. You'll be a hero (and we're not
joking).
And if you
don't think those are the 10 best reasons to buy THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE
BOOK, then check this out:
All of your
tree-hugging friends will respect you!
THAT'S COMEDY!
JOKE
BOOK is an environmentally
friendly digital version of a print book.
·
Download and read it on
your computer
·
Adjust the type size to
match your vision needs.
·
No waiting -- Instant
Gratification
·
Immediate download
so:
·
No Shipping
Costs
·
No Handling
Costs
·
No Trips to the
Bookstore
·
No trees are
harmed
(Of course, if you
prefer to read the jokes in the bathroom, you can print a copy from
your own computer. Screw the trees.)
With That's Comedy! Joke
Book,
you're in
charge of the laughs.
You'll laugh your face off...
Guaranteed*
*Disclaimer: Please
note THAT'S COMEDY!
JOKE
BOOK is not responsible for any medical or legal
costs, nor any other costs, whatsoever, that may result from
actually laughing your face off. Also, please be aware that laughing
your face off solely for the purpose of disguising your identity may
be a violation of the Patriot Act and could subject you to
investigation by the Department of Homeland
Security,
"If you don't
laugh when you read
THAT'S COMEDY! then
your heirs
are busy reading your
will."
It's Impolite to
Brag…but...
Don't take my word for
the fun you'll have with That's Comedy! Take these words (and my
wife)…please!
"As I'm a recovering cancer patient I have lots of
time on my hands and I really enjoy your jokes. I ordered your joke
book the moment I saw it. This joke book has had me in stitches
since I started reading it... My only complaint is that I'm using
many more DEPENDS now. You really have me pissing my pants!! Keep up
the good work and thanks for helping my mental
health"
-- Bob C.
"You
have out done yourself again, I'm about half way through your joke
book and I am having a hard time controlling the hysterical
laughter. It's well worth the money I paid for it. Keep up the great
work!!!!!"
-- Thomas
N.
I
must admit that I felt that I was taking a chance when buying the book but
I was very pleasantly surprised when I received it. It will take me ages
to get through it because it's packed with great stuff!
Highly
recommended!
Regards
--
Rob Santamicone South Africa
Dean,
This
is funny as s**t - oh man... you had me rolling!
This
has got to be the funniest ebook I've ever read... so funny I had tears in
my eyes and my jaw still hurts from laughing so much.... "if you ever
need a pick-me-up, get this book!"
--
Jim Edwards www.IGottaTellYou.com
THANK
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm now is the midst of laughing almost too hard
to thank you properly. So I hope you feel thanked "cause I have to go
back and get my sandwich which I just lost through my nose all over the
desk.
Thanks again.
-- KCK
Dear
Dean, The joke book has been beyond my high expectations. Having seen the
standard of jokes in the daily newsletter, I obviously expected the book
to be something out of the top drawer and you didn't disappoint. I visit
it almost daily, preferring to savor, rather than behave like a complete
pig and devour it all at once-would that all life's decisions were that
simple. To all the doubting Thomas's out there I cannot recommend the book
highly enough. The standard ranges from outstanding to pants-wetting.
-- Jonathan Tyfield Cape Town South Africa.
NO-RISK GUARANTEE OF
SATISFs
If you don't like
it… I'll give you your money back!
Guess
What? I've never had
to process a single refund. THAT'S how funny this book
is!
You've got absolutely
nothing to lose, and everything to gain. It's my own little
"humanitarian effort":
I've completely removed the risk from this offer to help as
many laugh-starved people as I can to get the jokes they so desperately
need!
THERE
JUST ISN'T A FUNNIER COLLECTION OF JOKES ON THE INTERNET
ANYWHERE...
AT ANY PRICE!
And by reading these
jokes and lightening your spirits, you'll smile more, have less
heartburn, gas, and maybe even be more fun to be around.
MONEY CAN'T BUY
HAPPINESS,
BUT YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE JOKES YOU WANT FOR LESS THAN
$20!
Is it possible? Could it be?
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BOOK
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