"Discover How to Quickly and Easily Learn to Speak the REAL Spanish – the Spanish that
native Latin Americans Actually Speak"


"And Learn How to Speak It Using Only the Most Effective Learning-Spanish Techniques "

From: Patrick Jackson

Dear Friend:

If you want to quickly learn how to speak the real Spanish – I’m talking about the Spanish that native Latin Americans speak (not the useless junk taught in textbooks, classrooms and other Spanish courses) And if you want to master it without spending your last dime – this might be the most important letter that you’ll ever read. Here’s why….

We have unleashed the only learning-Spanish course that actually teaches you how to speak the real Spanish.

There are a bunch of learning-Spanish products on the market. But the other courses don’t teach you how to speak the real Spanish.

How do I know? No, I am not a Latin American or native speaker of Spanish. I learned the hard way. Through experience - but mainly through EMBARRASSMENT, HUMILIATION, and FRUSTRATION. Let me tell you my story. . .

I have spent thousands– NOT hundreds – but thousands of dollars on the so-called “top” learning-Spanish courses. Not only have I bought and studied every last one of them – I have devoured them.

And I have tried “speaking” the Spanish that I learned from the “top” courses with native Spanish-speakers. I tried it everywhere. From the streets of Spanish Harlem and Washington Heights, New York . . . To my vacations throughout most of Central and South America, and Spanish-speaking Caribbean islands.

Many times, Latin Americans and Latinos couldn’t understand a word that I was trying to say to them. What I thought was Spanish apparently did not sound anything like Spanish to them.

When I was lucky enough for them to understand me, my Spanish was so bad that they insisted on speaking back to me in English – even the ones that couldn’t speak English!

And at other times . . . unless my imagination was playing tricks on me, I detected a slight smirk on their faces when they heard me trying to speak Spanish. It was as if they were desperately trying to hold in a burst of laughter.

Then … what I dreaded most finally happened.

I will never forget the night. It was a little more than a year ago. I was standing on line by myself at a movie theatre waiting to buy my ticket. . Standing next to me was the most beautiful Latina woman that I had ever seen. From the conversation that she was having with her female friend, I could tell that they were both native Latin Americans.

I decided that this was the perfect opportunity to meet the woman of my dreams. I figured I’d charm her with my Spanish. That would really impress her.

I am not sure which of the following two lines did it. Maybe it happened when I said: Yo hablo Castellano (I speak Spanish)

Or maybe it happened when I said: Me gustan las rosettas de maiz (I like popcorn).

By the way, both of the above lines I learned from some of the “top” learning-Spanish courses.

It was right after I said one of those two lines. That’s when it happened. Both women broke out in uncontrollable laughter. They were absolutely hysterical. I thought an ambulance was going to have to come and take them away if they didn’t stop laughing.

And I thought that someone was going to have to call a hearse for me – Because I was going to die from EMBARASSMENT.

Through all their laughter, I was unable to understand what they were saying to each other in Spanish. But I did somehow recognize one word that they kept saying repeatedly to each other. That word was GRINGO.

Are you familiar with the word GRINGO? Dictionary.com defines GRINGO as an “offensive term used in Latin America to describe an American or English person that attempts to speak Spanish”

I cannot remember a time in my entire life when I was more HUMILIATED and EMBARRASSED. It’s been well over a year. And to this day, I have not stepped foot back in that same movie theatre.

That same evening, I called a friend that’s a native speaker of Spanish and told him what had happened to me. After having to endure his cruel laughter for several minutes, he finally explained to me that the Spanish that I was “trying” to speak was so out-dated and so formal that it was ridiculous. And he must have meant the “ridiculous” part literally.

He also said that Latin Americans and Latinos don’t talk that way. As he explained, maybe in some remote part of Spain there is an elite group of people that still uses that form of Spanish . . .

But there definitely isn’t anyone on this side of the Atlantic that would say “Hablo Castellano” to mean “I speak Spanish.” And no Latin American would call popcorn rosettas de maiz – unless of course they were looking to make someone laugh hysterically.

Strange enough, many of the so-called top Spanish courses claim that they have been recorded by “native” Latin Americans.

My Latin American friend explained it to me another way too. He said that when he first arrived in the U.S., a learning-English course taught him to ask “How do you do?” in order to ask about someone’s health or when meeting someone for the first time. But in his thirteen years of living in the U.S. no one ever asked him “How do you do?” It was either “How are you?” or
“How you doing?”

Who knows? Maybe somewhere in England people still ask “How do you do?” But not in the U.S. where the majority of people that speak English live.

That’s when it finally struck me!

I had spent the last five or six years of my life learning formal How-Do-You-Do Spanish -- Spanish that was absolutely useless for everyday, normal conversation. Spanish that Latin Americans never use.

That evening was the turning point in my Spanish studies. I made a commitment that evening that I was going to learn the real Spanish. The Spanish that Latin Americans actually speak to each other.

That same evening I called several native Latin American friends who are professional Spanish instructors. I practically begged, bribed, and threatened them to put together a Spanish course with nothing but the real Spanish. The Spanish that they speak to each other. Not the garbage that I had spent years learning -- and had caused me so much embarrassment at the movie theatre.

I demanded that they create a Spanish course with only the vocabulary and grammar that they use when speaking to each other. A course that consisted of nothing but real Latin American Spanish.

In exchange, I told them that I would share the most effective self-study-foreign-language method -- a method that I personally  developed from years and years of studying Spanish on my own.

A year later . . . my Latin American friends are now ready to spill their guts and offer you the one course that teaches you real Latin American Spanish.

And I am ready to teach you my own personal  method of learning that will have you learning and speaking Spanish like crazy. The best thing about my method of learning is that it teaches you how to naturally think in Spanish -- as if Spanish was your native language.

Order right now and Here’s What You Get:

  • You get IMMEDIATE access to 37 hours of recorded Spanish lessons
     

  • You also get unlimited access to our private Web site for an entire six months. By the way, every month, we update the content on our web site with at least  4 fresh, newly, recorded Spanish lessons.
     

  • The lessons are recorded in MP3 audio files. They're about 30 minutes each.
     

  • You can download the MP3 files and listen to the lessons on your computer or MP3 Player. Or you can burn the MP3 files into regular audio CDs. Then you can listen to them whenever you want.
     

  • If you'd like for us to mail you the CDs PLUS give you access to the private web site -- no problem -- I'll mail you the CDs for just $100 bucks more.
     

  • You also get an easy and fun method that teaches you how to quickly master Spanish
     

  • And you get the Most Effective Techniques and Tactics for Quickly Learning Spanish
     

  • You learn the real, everyday, spoken, Spanish (not the useless stuff taught in textbooks, classrooms, and “top” learning-Spanish courses)
     

  • The main course is all audio (no boring textbooks) so you can conveniently practice when you're driving, jogging, walking, or exercising
     

  • You also receive the transcripts to the lessons because I know some people like to reinforce what they hear by reading it
     

  • The entire course is recorded by college-educated, native Colombians, to ensure that you learn how to sound like a native (and not like a Gringo!)
     

  • The course is ideal for beginners AND intermediate level learners
     

  • digitally recorded to make sure you get the best sound quality (to ensure that you develop a real, authentic Latin American accent)

      Don’t Make the Same Foolish Mistake That I Made: Spending Thousands of Dollars and Many Wasted Years Trying To Learn Spanish that No One Speaks Today

      I get so mad every time I think about the time, money and energy I wasted learning a bunch of garbage that no one speaks - and no one even understands!

      Every time I think about it, I just want to grab every learning-Spanish book, cassette, CD, and CD-Rom that I ever bought and BURN them

      Lucky for you, you can learn from my mistakes.

      Master Spanish with Fresh Newly
      Recorded Lessons Every Month

      Every month, we update the content on our web site with 4 fresh, newly, recorded Spanish lessons.

      And like I told you before . . . if you'd like to have the CDs PLUS access to the private web site -- I can mail you the CDs of all of our Spanish lessons (for just $100 more).

       

      You Get the Most Up-To-Date Spanish For Just a Frs of What the Competition Charges For Their Spanish Courses

      The other “top” Spanish courses can cost you as much as $245.00. That’s MORE THAN TWICE AS MUCH as the price of these lessons. And what are they selling you? A bunch of washed-up, out-dated-Spanish?

      You may be wondering why would we make this offer for only $97.00 when the competition is selling their courses from $200 to $245. I assure you that we have a good reason for our apparent madness.

      You see, we are fully convinced that once you listen to our Spanish lessons, you’ll remain a customer. That’s because you will see how much value you are getting every month for your money.

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      I have bought every so-called “top” learning-Spanish course on the market. And I reviewed the material . . . . over and over again . . . . until it became permanently embedded in my head.

      After doing this for over five years, I have discovered which learning techniques were effective. And I have also discovered those that were completely useless.

      We have ONLY taken the most effective learning-Spanish techniques and bundled them in this course.

      If you want . . . you could of course spend thousands and thousands of dollars buying ALL of the competitions’ Spanish courses. And then spend the next five or six years, studying Spanish daily, in order to discover the most effective learning-Spanish techniques around.

      But why would you do a crazy thing like that? I have already spent thousands of dollars and invested many years studying so that you don’t have to – You can gain from my experience.

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      Have you noticed that the other “top” Spanish courses do not come with a full money-back guarantee? I wonder why???

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      I know all this sounds great to you. But there is some bad news. Here’s the bad news:

      This course isn’t for everyone.

      If you want to learn a few words in Spanish so that you can order a Margarita when you take your next trip to Cancun, then this course is probably NOT for you.

      If you want to learn the formal How-Do-You-Do Spanish, then this course is probably NOT for you.

      If you want to learn the same Spanish that the King of Spain spoke during 14th century Spain, then this course is DEFINITELY NOT for you.

      But if you want to learn the most effective learning-Spanish techniques. . . And if you want to learn the real Spanish that Latin Americans speak throughout South America, Central America, the Caribbean, and the United States . . . Then this is the ONLY course for you.

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      Bonus Gift #1. Order now and you'll get “Los Dichos.” Los Dichos are common sayings that Spanish-speakers use. You will get access to these in MP3 and PDF files.

      Bonus Gift #2. You'll also get “Los Insultos – No Vulgares” These are non-vulgar insults that any English-speaker needs to be able to recognize before traveling to a Spanish-speaking country (or a Spanish-speaking neighborhood in the U.S.) You will also get access to these in MP3 and PDF files.

      Bonus Gift #3. “Los Insultos – Vulgares” This bonus isn’t for everyone. These are extremely vulgar insults. And I will only give you access to the MP3 and PDF files for these vulgar insults under one condition. You will have to send me an email with your Purchase Order number. And you must state in your email that you are at least 18 years old, and that you are not offended by extremely vulgar language.

      Of course, you would never want to use any of these insults on a Latino (unless you're looking to take a trip to the hospital). But if a Latin American should ever use any of these insults on you, at least you will understand what he or she is saying.

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      My partner thought that I was crazy to offer this as a free bonus. He said that you should have to pay an extra $10 or $15 a month for email support from an experienced Spanish instructor. But I insisted.

      I insisted because all of the “top” learning-Spanish courses do not offer you any support to answer your questions about Spanish vocabulary or grammar. You spend hundreds of dollars on their products . . . and then they leave you in the blind. If you don’t have a skilled Spanish instructor to correct you, you could make the same mistakes in Spanish forever.

      Trust me . . . I know from personal experience. Remember my Rosettas de Maiz fiasco?

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      Sincerely,

      Patrick Jackson
      President
      Learning Like Crazy, Inc.

      P.S. Remember, since this Spanish course comes with a full 90-day money back guarantee, you have absolutely nothing to loose. And if you cancel your order within 90 days, the Bonus Gifts are still yours to keep.

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      And if for some reason you miss a live tele-class, I will make it available to you via MP3 audio files. This bonus alone is worth $150 to $200. That’s because if you paid to attend a live learning-Spanish seminar you would have to pay $25 to $35 an hour to attend. Over a period of 6 months, that would cost you at least $150 to $200.

      Click here now to get instant access to 37 hours of recorded real Latin American Spanish Lessons for just $97.00 and unlimited access to  our private web site for six months. (You must have high-speed Internet access to download the MP3 files).

      But if you want instant access to the 37 hours of recorded Spanish lessons AND you also want us to mail you the CDs RIGHT NOW (of the exact same lessons that are available to you by download)  just click here -- and place your order for $97.  And after you place your order for $97, I will direct you to another payment form. And that's the form that you can fill out to get the CDs for just $100 more.

      Please click here only if you decided that you are NOT going to order but you would like to sign up for my 4 day free Spanish grammar email-course (Spanish Grammar Secrets) Everyday -- for four days -- I'll email a Spanish grammar lesson to you on a different topic of Spanish grammar.

       

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