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Attention All Newbies!
Stop wasting money on useless mods, and discover how to truly
trick out your ride .... guaranteed!
Let's
face it, you want to mod your ride.
You've been aching to do it for a long, long time. You've been talkin'
to your buds. They know that you'd love to turn that 95 Civic into
a road monster - maybe add that muffler tip.
Problem
is you're a little scared.
Everyone's modding their rides, and you kinda know what to do
- you've talked to your buddies, maybe lurked on a few boards, picked
up a few car magazines, and even gone to a few shows. You're
convinced you know exactly what to do
Or do you?
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Its
an expensive business, modifying your car - and for the
love of God, you don't want to waste your money on power-sapping
mods, get ripped a new one at the body shop, or even worse, look
stupid in front of your buds.
Quite
frankly, you need a little help.
Listen - if this sounds like you, you don't need us to tell you
may be on the verge of wasting hundreds, perhaps thousands
of dollars on mods you don't really need.
may be on the precipice of throwing your dignity and pride
to the wolves, when you ask advice to the wrong people, and
sound like a dumbass to your buddies
and that you maybe on the very threshold of your own patience,
as you begin to prepare yourself for the hours and hours of laboriously
researching this subject of car modification - which, quite frankly,
there isn't a lot of info on.
At
last! Your cheat-sheet
to modification genius.
What
you need is some guidance, by a friendly yoda-like figure. Or
barring that, some sort of guide, text, or step-by-step instructions
that can educate your ass. Or barring that, some sort of cheat sheet
that you can rely, look back on, and have in your back pocket.
Well,
we're happy to announce that its FINALLY time to jump to the
front of the line, and short circuit all of the pitfalls, traps,
and potential ambushes that prevent you from building the car you
so dream of.
| If
you've never modded your ride, but always wanted to know how
we've built a the first-of-its-kind package, a system, a
step-by-step process so that you can understand from back
to front, side to side, and everywhere in between, the basics
of how to trick out your ride. Collected
conveniently into a single document, no specialized knowledge
required:
Custom Car Secrets Vol 1. The Basics. |
Take
advantage of the very first resource package, built by car
enthusiasts, developed specifically for budding new car enthusiasts,
so you can finally learn:
- A
quick and easy way to modify, upgrade, tune up, and your car -
written in a language that us non-mechanics can understand: let's
face it, its hard to find stuff written for the average car enthusiast,
never mind the one new to the whole scene. You want to read something
that doesn't require years of experience, or a fancy diploma!
- Understand
the lingo and terms - so you can communicate intelligently:
when you're talking to your buds, you want to sound like an automotive
genius
not automotive jackass.
- Save
your time and save your money - whether you're in school,
or got a job, we know that you don't have a secret money tree
in your back yard that rains money-leaves every time you shake
it. You need to save your hard earned cash, for things that mean
something. Like your ride.
Who
are we?
We're
not a bunch a guys who pretend to know everything there is about
modifying cars - but we are a couple of guys who are passionate
car enthusiasts, just like you. And in our pursuit to better our
cars, we discovered that there weren't a lot of opportunities for
learning - and most of them crappy (see directly above).
And
in the hours of researching, night after night, and poring through
magazine after magazine, and dry book after book, and begging car
'expert' after car 'expert' - we came up with some useful tidbits
and we realized that maybe other guys wanted a piece of the s.
We
didn't want to create a giant textbook suitable for mechanics (those
are out there), and we didn't want to write a sophisticated publication
that only experienced enthusiasts would appreciate, never mind understand
(these are out there too). What we did want to do is create the
ultimate beginner's manual on how to modify your car (domestic,
import, it doesn't matter), that would be easy enough for anyone
to understand, but useful enough for anyone to do.
For
less than a dash cover kit, we're going to save you the hassle
and bother of looking stuff on your own, and the indignity of having
to grovel before some tuning guru to drop some morsels of advice.
We're going to try and help you make wise choices when it comes
to modifying your ride - and we're going to try and have a little
fun doing it.
Our
manual covers:
- The
4 basic steps to modifying any ride: Understand what every
modification process involves, whether people know it or not ...
page 8
- A
breakdown of the most important parts you can modify: Before
you start modding, recognize all of your 'must-know parts' so
you can juice up your engine to the max ... over 30 whopping
pages!
- Never
Forget Your base car: Import or Domestic? It don't matter!
Critical considerations when purchasing EITHER kind of car you're
going to modify. ... page 50
- Two
critical distinctions that you must be aware about when modifying:
Show and Go - know them, love them, understand them, because
they'll be guiding your modification decisions from now on ...
page 10
- An
easy-to-understand discussion of some of the most common automotive
terms: Don't ever be afraid of sounding like a dumbass again!
Get the lingo and lexicon down pat, and you'll be on your way
to sounding like a natural grease jockey.
- A
logical explanation of how your car works: Only after you
understand how it works can you squeeze more power, more handling,
and more mojo out of your soon-to-be-tricked out ride ... page
25-29
Could
you REALLY do it on your own?
SHOULD you really do it on your own?
Now,
we know the options that are available to new car enthusiasts who
want to learn more about car modification - and we know that these
mostly suck.
Go
out on your own
- and easily waste hundreds - no, thousands! - of
dollars on useless, ugly mods that make your car the
laughing stock of your crowd, and actually slower than your car
was when it was stock.
- spend all of your waking hours meticulously 'researching'
info, picking through bits and pieces of car information
through articles and bulletin boards, like a crazy, mad,
drunken ferret -- all the while not getting distracted
from all that porno out there (yeah, you know what I'm talking
about!) not really being sure if what you're reading is right
or wrong,
Read
some stuff
- like latest car mags, and maybe purchasing a book or three on
the topic, being the educated man that you are - only to tear
your hair out in frustration when you find out that most
of these educational materials are written for either experienced
enthusiasts or mechanics! (or both)
Find
a buddy who knows some stuff
- but don't you want to impress the boys, without
begging for more scraps and tidbits of automotive wisdom?
Wouldn't you like to be the one showing off all the new mods on
your ride - all by yourself? Holding and keeping all bragging
rights to all the cash you saved, and all the new power underneath
the lid of your machine?
Find
someone who knows what they're really talking about
- while its entirely possible you could find a kind and friendly
yoda-figure out there who will dole out generous dollops of turbo
wisdom, its far more likely you'll encounter somebody
like Darth Vader. While being cool and mysterious, they'd
rather not admit you to their clique, share these automotive secrets,
and more likely sneer, deride, and generally make fun of all the
things you don't already know.
Remember,
once you purchase this manual, you'll be privy to:
- "First
Principles" method to understand how to improve performance:
Once you 'get it', you'll always be able to figure out how which
parts, and which mods, fit where, and improve what - and better
yet, get the best improvement in performance ... page 30-48.
- 4
regrettable, 'down-side' things about modifying your car:
Things your dealer, mechanic, magazines, and parts manufacturers
don't want you to know about - but things that can save you a
boat load of cash, and a sh*t load of grief ... page 48
- How
to determine what first to modify: Engine? Intake? Exhaust?
Decals?! Be up on the down-lo with a simple and popular approach
to modification. ... page 53
- Finding
out how and where to buy your parts: Even if you know what
to get, and how to put it in, do you know where you're going to
buy'em? Find out how ... page 56.
- 4
Case Studies: Once you've gone through the process, here are
four examples with explanations to illustrate how you could modify
your ride ... page 60-61
Don't be like this poor shlep
Here's
a true life story: Not all stores are this actually this
bad, but many will take advantage of unknowing, uninformed
consumer. Therefore, it's extremely important that you
are as informed and knowledgeable about what you're doing
and what you're buying. That way, you'll never end up like
this poor guy.
| I
remember the first time it happened.
It
wasn't my first time in a speed shop by any means, and I
knew it wouldn't be my last. So, I was standing there looking
at a performance air intake for my car, and this guy walked
in. Now, I saw him pull up to the store and he had a
nice new Honda Civic, with a really nice set of wheels
and tires on it and lowered at least 2 inches.
I figured this guy knows what he's doing so I decided
to listen in. Next thing I knew, he was asking the store
owners about the very air intake I was just considering
- asking them what it does, and how much power it gives.
I
noticed the owners give each other a sidelong glance
and launch into some fairy tale about how the intake
will give him at least a 20 hp gain, and it "acts like a
turbocharger" by forcing more air into the engine. I
couldn't believe my ears!! The store owners kind of
gave me a "shut-up" kind of look, so I didn't say anything.
To my even greater disbelief, the guy with the Civic
starts nodding and says "Cool
I'll take it!" and proceeded
to pay almost 50% more than the part would have cost anywhere
else - uninstalled. It was unbelievable!!
The
looks on the store owners faces were, of course, pure joy
as they rang him up and sent him out of their store, with
the newly ripped off customer promising he'll be back. When
he was gone, they looked at me and burst out laughing
and
to be honest, I started laughing too, although I was partly
disgusted. Disgusted
that
a)
this guy had no clue as to what he was doing
b) that the store owners so willingly ripped him off.
I
voiced these very thoughts and the store owners heartily
answered "Hey, if the guy doesn't know what he's doing,
it's not our fault. He should know better." Although,
by that point, I was really sickened by their business ethic,
I had to admit that there was some truth to what they said.
The customer was uninformed, and therefore allowed himself
to be a target. So, I walked out of the store, of course,
not wanting to give them my business.
As
I walked out, I heard them plotting what they were going
to sell him next. I promised myself right then and there,
that I was never going to be in the same position that customer
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We've been in your shoes, and we know how helpless you
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If
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do
you? Some people are lucky to have trust funds, rich parents,
or real life money trees growing in their back yard. If you're
not any of these people, you could mistakenly waste hundreds,
perhaps thousands of dollars, on useless, power sapping, f-ugly
mods - money that doesn't just come out some mystical wallet at
will.
- Its
going to save you time. You could spend dozens
perhaps hundreds
of hours poring over tedious and repetitive mechanical textbooks,
car magazines, and internet articles, instead of learning it quickly,
and applying that knowledge to your ride (or playing counter strike,
or maybe even surfing for more porn).
- Its
going to save your dignity. Know any tuning specialists personally?
Let's face it - most of us don't, and most of us don't ever want
to. We just want a better ride, from the boombox to the engine.
Hey, if you have a personal yoda who can tell you everything you
want to know
that's cool. If you want to walk the path to eventually
BEING a guru, read on
=)
Look
the regular price for this manual is going to be $59.95. And
quite frankly, we know its going to be worth every penny. BUT
we're still working some kinks out, and we're still trying to
get all of our own working parts in order.
Because we're still in still in this pre-launch phase of this website,
its a fantastic time for you to get on board the Custom Car Secrets
train. For an extremely limited time, and only the first
52 copies (and we're nearly there), we'll be happy to give it
to you for only $19.95.
(Hey -- did the price just change ...?)
...
and you get Free Stuff!
(Free Bonuses)
We're also testing, for this trial period, a few bonuses to sweeten
the put - and who doesn't love free stuff? -- bonuses that we can't
guarantee will be here after our testing period is over
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Bonus
#1: Busted!
This free manual revealing tips on how to avoid getting
speeding tickets. It shows:
- When to fight the speeding ticket
- An actual transcript of successful
court proceedings
- Top 13 Myths about fighting tickets
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Bonus
#2: The Honest Mechanic! A
This free manual revealing how you can avoid getting ripped
off by your mechanic. It shows
- What
to do to get excellent service
- What
your deal warranty REALLY covers
- How
to deal with transmission shops
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Still
not sure if we're out
to
rip you a new one?
That's
okay -- its natural to be a little suspicious. You've
never seen us & you've probably never heard of us. Maybe
you're afraid we're going to take your money and run for Tijuana,
and smoke up a great old time. Well, let us assure you --
there's no reason to worry. You're covered by our 90 day Iron
Clad Guarantee. |
The
100% 90 Day Risk Free
"Monkey Proofed" Guarantee
--
We're so sure that our product makes modding your car easier and
do-able, that a pack of trained monkeys can do it!
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we INSIST ...
..
that as a condition of your purchase, that you do try it,
learn from it, and compare it.
If
in 90 days you don't save 5 times the price of this guide,
shave at least 20 hours off your personal research, and haven't
increased your time of arrival of your dream car - we'll give
you your money back. All of it. Guaranteed. The Risk's on
us! |
But Hold on
We're Still Testing
Only 52 or so pre-launch copies available
No,
you don't have until tomorrow midnight to order, before the prices
go up. But we will get real for a second, and tell you that there
are only 52 pre-launch copies available while we get our gear in
check, this website on the down low, and fully optimize everything.
After
those 52 or so copies go
well, we'll be 're-evaluating' our
'price structure', and those great 'bonuses' too [well, let's face
it, they're pretty unprofitable to begin with]. (wait
-- did the price change?)
Bottom
line - if prices go UP, and the number and quality of bonuses
CHANGES, don't say we didn't warn ya! Do the easy thing -- don't
decide right now. Just go ahead and put it on your plastic, and
worry about it lata playa - because you're still covered by our
Risk Free Guarantee!
A last and final word
If
you're so green to the game you've never popped the hood of your
car and you're dying to learn the basics of car modification, but
were always afraid to start
Brother, there is no better time then right now. Learn from
our mistakes, and take advantage of the very first resource of
its kind for new and wannabe car enthusiasts, so you don't have
to make any more of 'em! - especially when you haven't got a thing
to lose!
Sincerely,
Tony
Hung & Garner Tam
PS. No really - we're actually counting the 52 copies. They
may go after next weekend, or they may all be gone tonight. Don't
say we didn't warn you!
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